Category: TXTLOG: Pinoy

Bored ako. Brown out n rain n im tired of my sudoku.

Some guy got shot over election stuff either last night o dis aga. Spooked my supervisor so the rest of my IEC has been postponed til after elections.

If u hav never cn a Miss Gay contest, well mister wat r u waitin 4!? Come one, come all to Pamplona’s Miss Gay Earth Competition ths Sat nite! Aftr viewing da “ladies” spend a coze nite at r rustic Nipa Hut! Get ur tiks while dey last, which will Read More …

My host fam got a new videoke machine. It is CRAZY! It even plays the music vids n has live concerts on it. N there are no half naked women but I did see a man in a fish suit n several napoleon dynamite wanabees! I HAVE THE POWER! Said Read More …

So, earlier, out of boredom n the perpetual walang pera state of being, I went n2 a broadway jems n askd the salesper if they had belly rings. Baby..u mean teething rings? No, body jewelry for the belly button. Nooo…its my first time someones reaction 2 me didnt include tittering Read More …

Haha, I just past a road construction project using big tomatos as warning cones. I love this place!

This is insane..Sitting here drinking with my host brother, and he invites his friends, which he neglects to mention are younger than him and coincidentally, my students.. He sees nothing wrong with this..

[in response to, “how was your good Friday?”] Ok. Very holdy. Carried d cross yesterday 6am. Den drank beer-gin w johns bros-in-law. Goin 2 cock pit dis afternun. Church 4am 2moro. All very surreal.

As I sit here at my school’s graduation..I find my thoughts straying to the fact that the phys ed teacher has the hottest ass I have ever seen on a Filipina.. Great. Mayor shows up two hours late, and still gives his speech..Which is running on forty minutes now..

Hello all! I know it sms like we just got here…but it’s despedida time for 264! April 14, dnnr, then videoke or whatevr. Legaspi. Save da date. [This was the last text I got from Julia Campbell. We did end up getting together that night, but not for a despedida Read More …

Anyone doing any work before graduation? Or has it been like two weeks of nothing all over?

I just saw a college student popping her boyfriends zit. There is only so much I will do 4 another human being… I’ve been told that I’m fat twice today n that I have many zits. AND It was in front of a big group both times. Score! I love Read More …