So, earlier, out of boredom n the perpetual walang pera state of being, I went n2 a broadway jems n askd the salesper if they had belly rings. Baby..u mean teething rings? No, body jewelry for the belly button. Nooo…its my first time someones reaction 2 me didnt include tittering b4 or bhind my back. I smild as I left. She was looking at me quizzically…J