Category: TXTLOG: Pinoy

Blast! I just dropped my sheet in a mucky puddle after standing in line forever 2 put my stuff on d bus. This is gona b a long trip.

Ah sweet cell signal, we meet again.   Im actually glad that after a year of school prgrms I still thnk My Humps is inappropriate.

In d surreal wrld of my eng tchr, opposite pols REPEL, nt attract, & ‘inconsiderate’ & ‘not a risk-taker’ r antonyms. Y dey wonder y d kids don’t pass stdrd tests?

Staff meeting- effective now, teachers will not b allowed 2 talk 2 each other during class hours. Haha! Good luck!

Filipino solution 2 a flat tire? Have all ur passengers sit on the other side of the jeepney.

I was out staking again 2day 2 prep 4 planting n sunk mid thigh in mud. Got 1 of d guys 2 take a pic So not only does my girlfriend slap America in the face by adding Cheezits to a root beer float.. To add insult to injury my Read More …

My coworker is trying to sell me on the idea of a car that runs off water.. He says Shell had the inventor killed.. I don’t want to call him a liar, but I’m willing to bet there’s more to this story… UNLIMITXT NA!! Now I can send you useless Read More …

Made Ivy a root beer float.. Had to sub in cookies ‘n cream.. But she added Cheezits to it.. America just took a slap in the face.. [My response was something like, ew gross….hey! where’d she get the cheezits!?!]

I just OH SO LOVE a good Brownout..

So evidently som1 frm PC called my ofis to ask if dey would like a CRM PCV n was shocked to hear dey already had one. I love when power goes out as your taking a shower. You start to sweat again the instant you get out.. So much for Read More …

OMG! Its official! Im living in the 1970s! The HandyMan Show is featuring a pink tool box, n all the handles r pink 4 ladies!

I heard the best pick up line earlier: hey, girl, want a ride home on my handle bars! Classic!