A running log of fun or interesting texts that I get from my fellow volunteers and friends here in the Philippines.
Murphy knows JUST when 2 strike. The power line 2 skul just separated from pole in a spectacular display of sparks. Wala! Walang kuryente. Cant print, cant use puter (hotter dan hades inside), mild hysteria induced by Type A personality setting in at 11th hr. Students rejoicing.
We walk in office this morn & 2 kids shove past us 2 sweep! I DID NOT feel like dealing. When 1 o them tried 2 get me 2 move by sweeping my feet I said “EXCUSE!” in dis scary Amer voice, same 1 I use 2 b strt fwd. Read More …
Best response I have come up with to the “whats your religion?” question. “Pagan lang” or “free lance”. Guaranteed to make em laugh or back off
So I was just asked to deliver an inspirational msg 2morow at the ˜mothers club” meeting so I can feel like im part of the club. At least I have notice. Weird.
So my hm wears the flip collar. U know the look adaptd by frat boys? I don’t know where she learnd dis or who told her it lookd cool…
10% of the score on my criteria 4 judging sheet 4 the cook fest is “cost of product”, flavor is only 15%. One thing that is beginning to bother me is the lack of benches in malls or in the current case movie lobby. I am early 4 superman and Read More …
I do wish the teachers didn’t scowl when I suggest 5 minutes of storytime a day.
It kills me that u can b ONLY PERSON on bus, 2 ppl get on and BOTH sit by you. So there r 12 rows, 11 free, and EVERYONE uncomfortably SQUEEZED into 1 row! That didn’t just happen to me, tho (on a much less dramatic level in reality…like maybe Read More …
I’m moving AGAIN! Dis tym HF told LGU dey want me 2 mov out. LGU told Luzvi. I got news frm Luzvi 2day. No1 els told me. I ask HF y? dey jst stare at me. I’ve no idea y. So I’m movng in2 own plc. Luzvi wont apprv it Read More …
Love how when I say that my stomach hurts, my fam only lets me eat the fried foods, no veggies. Like, last night, they fried a fish especially 4 me, bc I cudn’t eat the spinach soup. AND I can drink warmwater LANG! which isn’t as absurd as it is Read More …
My jeep driver is either a closet NASCAR contender or practicing for a bank robbery. My host sisters r afraid of puppies. Nobody cares about the maneatin spiders in the bathroom. But puppies-now that’s scary.
I swear I saw a green dog on the way to work today. U could tell he was originally white but it looked like some over zealous kindergardnr had attacked him with a seagreen magic marker.