A running log of fun or interesting texts that I get from my fellow volunteers and friends here in the Philippines.
Hey I saw a sign in a meat shop in daet dat trick or treating will be at 9am on 31st. wat do the kids get? Pork face? Help. This workshop is hell only da devil wuld put me in da front row of a workshop bout nothing with Read More …
[In response to a whiney text from me re: rude behavior]: You should rub their bellies and soothe the beast within
Metro in PacMall legaspi is decked out 4 christmas already gag me the shopping bags and music and decorations. It is OCTOBER!
im getting pretty damn tired of these 4-6″ Spiders of Death appearing out of nowhere in my house. That and im out of baygon.
Cliff notes, I spent 24 hours on a bus that should’ve taken 12 because the typhoon stopped me dead in my tracks, no power, no work, and no garage anymore here.
Im at div mtg principals and superintendant, who is a sex-starved pig. Ive nvr heard so much off color “jokes” and harassment in a prof mtg b4. And evry1 is obligated 2 laff at it. The newhals house is flooded cus d ruf fel off. It is rainin inside n Read More …
The mormons r SO GOOD at Tagalog. WAY 2 good. I need to know how they do it! It seems impossible that they’re suddently fluent. Maybe theyre cyborgs! (btw, I have no idea what a cyborg is, just heard it being used a lot at PST.)
I just got to try a mixed drink a student made in livelihood class. Life is good.
There’s a bakery sa Olongopo called Crusty Loaf Bakery! John, tina, basi noeson stop by aftr skul 4 brwd cafe. I make it lk I wuld bck hom. Knockd their shoes off. They diluted it by mor dan ½. I luvd watching it. O trust me I lafd my ass Read More …
I just had 2 15 boys follow me back n forth on my run 2nite. They kept yelling, “just 1 kiss!”
Man these kids just never hear praise. They BEAM when I say good job. Or even yes thats right. One kid jumped up and down when I said his drawing was very nice.
Oh my. Remember the scene from Nemo with all the sea gulls yelling ˜mine mine!”? I just saw that replayed with a swarm of kids yelling ˜joyce! Joyce!” as this girl handed out free campaign bookmarks for class elections tom. It was chaos.