Only in the Philippines does a united nations celebration turn into a politically incorrect beauty pageant with bading [lady-boys] and every stereotype possible
Just had meeting… They asked if I had boyfriend. I said no. They told me it was bc Im 2 “big and tall” n like a giant. There’s nothing that makes u feel more feminine than having ur stature explained w/ the same adjectives that r the name of a popular store for particularly large and manly men.
Got prety gud haircut in sto 2day. 30 php lang.
I am here at my counterpart’s wake, they put up a slideshow of a bunch of pictures of him and his pictures while people are up talking about him… Except that a third of his pictures are OF ME! It doesn’t really get more awkward than being the star, inadvertently, at someone else’s funeral.