V is for Vanessa

Sigh. I thought we were past My Humps. But I was wrong. Im so tired of watching 5th graders dance 2 inappropriate stuff.

My discovr of ketchup flavrd Pringles at lcc was delightful but shortlvd xperience. How was ur visit wit nelie?

I just discovered a child cut a picture out of one of the storybooks. I am pissed! They are never using the library again. [later…] Well as luck would have it, the v class in the library this afternoon said it was their classmate who cut up the book. So Read More …

I just got lectured by some old guy on how I am so old and I am not fulfilling my duties 2 my parents bc I am still single and don’t have children and I better get a fiancé soon or I will b an old maid. Followed by America Read More …

Im at a wedding, and the church choir leader is wearing ironic tshirt that says ‘give me head’, with a picture of a headless man. Church. Wedding. Love ko ‘to. [I love it]

Did you read the Newsweek article about the American military mission in Africa? “It’s like Peace Corps but with guns.” Man, I laughed at his stupidity.. They spent 78k on a well.. I wish I had their money..

Da revolutin has begun! I jus saw a man piglalaba [washing clothes] in da barioo! Best pickup line ever: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Oh man. The teachers just came and asked me what size uniform I want. After a year and a half of not wearing a uniform! I said no thanks. Do u wear a uniform? [HELL NO!] There are CHRISTMAS decorations in Lcc! Don’t know if you see the newspaper but Read More …

I’m at my remedial session, and one of the “star” students has unwittingly worn a shirt that basically says, “go down on me.” It’s a sign from God.. This session is literally fucked.. U just misd hot orang skirts wit hot pink boots danc troup.

So dis boy in da ‘sportswear comp’ wore a swimsuit. I thnk half da freshman clas passdout. So funny. Da principal was wearin a bling chain wit a spinnin cros penant! R luv dis place!

The Earth weighs 6.6 septillion tons. Don’t make it Heavier by carrying a heavy heart! Stay light. Laugh often. Love much. Enjoy ur life… Morning! [a typical Pinoy-style inspirational text]