I was out staking again 2day 2 prep 4 planting n sunk mid thigh in mud. Got 1 of d guys 2 take a pic So not only does my girlfriend slap America in the face by adding Cheezits to a root beer float.. To add insult to injury my Read More …
My coworker is trying to sell me on the idea of a car that runs off water.. He says Shell had the inventor killed.. I don’t want to call him a liar, but I’m willing to bet there’s more to this story… UNLIMITXT NA!! Now I can send you useless Read More …
Made Ivy a root beer float.. Had to sub in cookies ‘n cream.. But she added Cheezits to it.. America just took a slap in the face.. [My response was something like, ew gross….hey! where’d she get the cheezits!?!]
I just OH SO LOVE a good Brownout..
So evidently som1 frm PC called my ofis to ask if dey would like a CRM PCV n was shocked to hear dey already had one. I love when power goes out as your taking a shower. You start to sweat again the instant you get out.. So much for Read More …
OMG! Its official! Im living in the 1970s! The HandyMan Show is featuring a pink tool box, n all the handles r pink 4 ladies!
I heard the best pick up line earlier: hey, girl, want a ride home on my handle bars! Classic!
Bored ako. Brown out n rain n im tired of my sudoku.
Some guy got shot over election stuff either last night o dis aga. Spooked my supervisor so the rest of my IEC has been postponed til after elections.
If u hav never cn a Miss Gay contest, well mister wat r u waitin 4!? Come one, come all to Pamplona’s Miss Gay Earth Competition ths Sat nite! Aftr viewing da “ladies” spend a coze nite at r rustic Nipa Hut! Get ur tiks while dey last, which will Read More …
My host fam got a new videoke machine. It is CRAZY! It even plays the music vids n has live concerts on it. N there are no half naked women but I did see a man in a fish suit n several napoleon dynamite wanabees! I HAVE THE POWER! Said Read More …